BIG news!

I’m bursting with excitement right now and I’m tyiping at a feverish pace, typos and all, because I have such huge news that I want to share with everyone and the whole world but I can’t or at least I shouldn’t or at least I ought to practice some restraint because the news isn’t actually MY news and to steal someone else’s thunder is morally wrong so let me just safely say this much:

MY FRIEND IS ENGAGED!

And I’ll leave it at that, with some ambiguity of who that “friend” is because I believe my friend will reveal in due time, but until that time, I’ll try to remain intact—both with news and excitement.